Table tennis is a real thing.

And even though I haven't played much of it for the better part of this last decade(very sadly, I might add) I am still quite sure it is one of the best sports out there. The mental, emotional, and physical workout I am able to enjoy through its awesomeness is basically incomparable. Plus, my body does not feel like I was the victim in a vehicular man-slaughter attempt... so that's nice. Ya... I just need to play table tennis FAR more often than I do. For reals.